This is why I don't do horoscopes.  My Chinese horoscope for today says:

Today could be a tough day, and it may seem like nothing will go your way at work. You might be feeling inflexible and cold toward your friends. Unfortunately, they could be reacting the same way to you. For the sake of friendships, it's best to be alone as much as possible. Just sit and watch TV or read.

My Western (Capricorn) horoscope for today says:

Your social energy is quietly buzzing right now, making today perfect for spending time with friends. Anything from heartfelt chats to monster truck rallies should be fine, as long as you're all together.

See?  They can't both be right.  Thhhbbffff!

--Steven